The Bachelor Pad
Hi! Glad you could make it, did you find the joint ok? I'm having a small housewarming but you're welcome to join. Let me show you around.
Alright alright my garden needs a mow. I got a gardener coming in tomorrow, too busy playing PoE, you know. Come on in, this is buddy Leo, he's about to head out to get some more drinks. Oh, by the way, please take off your shoes and put them in that chest. Ok let me give you the tour. This is obviously er.. the hallway. The dining room, these are some more of my friends. Meet Zana, Haku, Elreon and Vorici. Who wants another drink? Ok onto the rest of the house. This is the courtyard, its not much but great for my morning coffee and cigarette. This is my bedroom, and yes, that's a 60 inch with a 7.1 system. Lastly, this is the workshop. You know me, always tinkering with stuff. Well that's it. Chill out and have a drink. And don't worry, Leo will be back later with bourbon. Video tour So many strikes within one breath.
But only one strike needed, for certain death. |
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