WE ARE RECRUITING

Are your adventuring days feeling a bit... untethered? Touch My Totem (yes, you read that right) is an 18+ guild searching for fellow explorers who find humor in both epic wins and spectacular fails. We conquer quests, crack wise like professional jesters, and boast a Discord server livelier than a goblin market after a tax break. Think you've got the wit and the will to totem-touch with the best? Send me a PM to join up! "Touch My Totem" - we'll be sure to separate the adventurers from the, well, adventurers who forgot their pants.