Why are the most epic loot moments in some guys hideout?

Seriously ..

Every character in the game walking around with a price tag on their gear.
Can we get some appropriate theme music.
And some voice acting.

The ultimatum guy saying WELCOME! as we port in .

The theme song from the Maven playing full blast as we put that exalt in the trade window..

A big metal door slam as we get kicked from group .. .

EPIC!