Minions without Convocation is cancer

Has anyone played minions in the office?

Boggles my mind that not including the minion repositioning skill is intended game design.

When fighting bosses, positioning is everything. From my minions getting nuked by blasts I could convocate them out of the way of or 1/3 of them being in presence range while the rest are doing fuck all off-screen, running minions is absolute cancer without convocation.

Some of these decisions, I just can't fathom. Holy shit.