"We came, we wiped, we respawned louder." Join the Tainted Noobs today!

Born from the ashes of a hundred failed dungeon runs, Tainted Noobs is a guild that thrives where chaos meets comedy. We’re a ragtag crew of RPG fanatics—spending nights lost in Tamriel, trading blows with demons in Sanctuary, and grinding loot in Wraeclast—then suddenly getting sidetracked by conveyor belts and exploding factories in Satisfactory.

Our philosophy? No one is safe from wipes, lag, or bad builds—and that’s okay. The journey is half epic fantasy, half absolute clown show, and 100% better with guildmates who don’t take themselves too seriously.

⚔️ ESO Veterans & Dungeon Delvers

🔥 Diablo IV & Path of Exile Loot Gremlins

🛠️ Satisfactory Factory “Engineers” (a.k.a. Firestarters)

🎭 Equal parts menace and comic relief

If you’re looking for a guild that embraces the grind, laughs at the fails, and celebrates every shiny drop like it’s the first… welcome to the madness.


Edit: Silly me, I forgot to post the invite to the discord.

https://discord.gg/k7Tq8v89XE