Looting.

SSF

Can we get real about looting in this game? We in the 90s or what?

How are we pickup up six items and having full bags.

How are we in the temple and its such a pain in the ass to loot. 20 trips per temple run, are we serious? Should I just not be picking up loot?

Why can't I disenchant with Dori the Explori outside of temple? Why are there these weird things that don't make sense in this game? Do you want to leave the temple? Ah shit I guess not, makes it seem like it'll end it- OH NOPE IT DOES NOTHING. Just makes you walk back to where you portaled from because NO PORTAL OR CHECKPOINTS. You get back and your portal is sitting there waving- its like yo homie why you no use me? Meanwhile Alvas just popping in and out picking up medallions... oooo shiny, hand pops out and back in. Why does her portal work?

Seriously, wtf? Like, what is this?! Why is there this fucked pattern of half baked half thought through shhhh...tuff.

Don't you tell me, its in beeeeeettttaaaaa. Look at all the crazy stuff they built! But but but you can't portal in and out, you can't do the things that you can do in every single town in the whole game!? Gah!

Fucking checkpoints in this game man. My kingdom for a checkpoint. Every once in a while you can use one, and its like holy shit, a breath of fresh air. I feel like I need to shout the glorious story from the rooftops. I USED A CHECKPOINT! No one would believe me. STOP TROLLING US!

Temple is the place that NEEDS checkpoints. It even has a checkpoint right in the beginning, right away- like, we got checkpoints right in here. NOPE.

Its not like I'm playing poorly and dying. I just want to pick up loot and process my shit- and walk back to my portal(wish granted). Its not even a straight walk, you get random pathways so you get a fucking random walk sometimes, family circus back to my portal. Sometimes I just forget where the fuck I was cause it takes forever. I thought going into the abyss was long, fuck. I need a seeing portal dog to get me back to my happy place.