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Yes, 3 of 'em.
Is the number of pets that you've had in your life greater than 5? "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" |
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Yes.
Do you like cabbage? ~ I have selective hearing, and today, you have not been selected.
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No.
Do you watch "The Universe" tv show? "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" |
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No, never heard of it but it looks interesting.
Do you have a butcher block cutting board? |
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Yes, 2 of them.
Do you have a knife block? "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" |
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No, I have a magnetic knife holder.
Do you grow your own herbs? |
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No.
Do you have a fenced in yard to let pets run free? "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" |
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No.
Have you ever had medical stitches? |
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Yes.
Have you ever broken a bone? ~ I have selective hearing, and today, you have not been selected.
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Yes, my hand.
Have you ever found something valuable in the trash/dumpster? |
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