reply to this post for a key

You have an extra for me ?

"Dear Gods of Path of Exile 2,

I have trained my fingers, but I need a key to enter the exiled lands! I promise not to steal items (most of the time) and blame lag for every death.

Grant me the key, and I will be your loyal exile forever!

Yours in chaos,
Alcoholgel250g"

I, for one, would very much appreciate a key

Wouldn't mind a key.

Would really appreciate it!

Good morning. I would love to have a key please. Thanks!

Fairly certain he won't have keys for 19 entire pages of users.
Just being realistic here.