The waiting thread!

Hello everyone, welcome in the waiting thread. Over here, we just pretty much chill and kick back waiting for our keys.
But why not have some fun while we're at it?

Let's start with a story. I'll start with 5 words, and the next poster continues the story using 5 different words.

So, let's create a story of epic proportions! (or completely insane)



Once upon a time, a

young boy named James dirty pig

dude waits for the key

and he starts eating bacon

shit the boy name was Bob

Bob was a great warrior

So great that he could kill somebody for a key

Bacon fell from the sky!

and all the streets was flooded with bacon

5 words people!



Bob continued his journey to